So I know I told you guys I would post 2 blogs and week but lately I’ve been really busy so I have to cut it down to 1 a week instead until I have more time. I also told you that I would be posting poetry that I wrote every week but I’ve decided to do that every other week doing something else in the alternating weeks.

So here goes my rant about customers at the grocery store. Not all of you know this but I work at a grocery store in PA called Weis Markets  as a cashier/cart girl/self-checkout attendant. We get all kinds of crazy customers and several of themy annoy the hell out of me.

First there are those who say that all of the items in their order rang up wrong. I’mean sorry that you don’t like that price but maybe you’re the one whose wrong. Maybe the tag was wrong or out dated or you needed to buy more than one to get that price or it’s not programmed into our system yet. OR MAYBE YOU JUST WANT A LOWER PRICE SO YOU TOLD ME IT WAS WRONG TO GET A BETTER PRICE!!!

Anyway, another kind of customer that gets to me are the ones that complain about the way you bag the groceries. I’M SORRY I CAN’T READ YOUR MIND AND THAT YOU DIDN’T TELL ME HOW YOU WANTED IT DONE, DO IT YOURSELF YOU WHINY BITCH IF YOU WANT IT DONE “RIGHT”!!!!

Also there are those who don’t tell you that they have their own reusable bags until you have half of their groceries bagged. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR GROCERIES ON THE BELT!!!! I’M NOT TAKING THE ONES I ALREADY PUT IN BAGS AND REBAGGING THEM!!!! BAG THE REST YOURSELF YOU IDIOT!!!!

Then there are those who try to tell you how much change you need to give back to them or that you gave them the wrong change. I’M SORRY THAT I GAVE YOU BACK WHAT THE MACHINE TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU!!!! I TYPED WHAT YOU GAVE ME INTO THE REGISTER AND IT TOLD ME WHAT TO GIVE BACK TO YOU!!!! THE MACHINE IS MUCH SMARTER THAN BOTH OF US AND CLEARLY I’M MUCH SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!

IF YOU PEOPLE REALLY WANT YOUR PROBLEMS FIXED DON’T COMPLAIN TO THE CASHIER CAUSE WE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!! WAIT TILL WE FINISH THE TRANSACTION AND GO TO CUSTOMER SERVICE AND THEY WILL FIX IT WE CAN’T!!!!

So that was my rant about customers at the grocery store. They make me so angry especially because they make my job all that much harder. I think that half of them do it on purpose just to see my reaction and tick me off. Anyway, people are bitches, assholes, idiots, and all kinds of other nasty things I won’t be mentioning in this blog post.

So I guess you’ll hear from me again next Friday and in the meantime I’ll write some awesome poetry and other stuff for you guys.

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